Since si dia slalu bz,so suke la gune kaedah Rasuah dan Lepas..anything,cakap je konpem dpt..itu DULU,tp skarang NO WAY sayang...saya xmau ape2,,sy cume mahu EN Kaki Rasuah saya ade disisi selalu..pathetic weh,org lain kehulur kehilir ber2..tp kite jumpe pon,....hmmmmm.....2 minggu sekali.atau sebulan sekali.....XBESTNYERRRRRRRRRR......SO sayang, spent more time for me please,jangan la asik keje jek..
p/s--> Lupe lak,x abis cite pasal Convocation,,btw da xde mood kot skg...the point is, my convocation day is so gonna be on my top 10 most preciooussss day
Showing posts with label ::Bowsan::. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ::Bowsan::. Show all posts
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Thursday, October 15, 2009
::Something 2 think about..::
Location: Subang Starbuck.
Time: Around midnite
Last 2 nite, balik keje around 10 pm,then Nar called,ajak lepak..he picked me up around 10.40 kot..hantar dib dlu balik umah..hehehe..intro je nih,ceritenye jap g..then sampai mcd subang makan dlu(lapar..huhuhu),then sambung lepak kat starbuck sebelah...nak dijadikan cerite ade ar satu couple satu chinese couple nih --> awek die ckp, i just cut my hair by half an inch..then balak die ckp ,reallllly i didnt notice it,,then teka ar apa jadi kan..as any awek will be react --> start la drama " how come u didnt notice it??? thingy and " u didnt love me anymore thingy"...hahahhaa..sorry but to me awek, dont u think u overreact?? i mean like come on la,,it is just half an inch..sape pun x kan prasan darl..=).. but the main point is i dont mean to be telinga gajah, listening to other's conversation...it is just it is early in the morning,i`m tired...and in need of some humour..ahaksssss....dasar kaki bz body sebenarnyeeeeee....=P..weeeeeee...
Time: Around midnite
Last 2 nite, balik keje around 10 pm,then Nar called,ajak lepak..he picked me up around 10.40 kot..hantar dib dlu balik umah..hehehe..intro je nih,ceritenye jap g..then sampai mcd subang makan dlu(lapar..huhuhu),then sambung lepak kat starbuck sebelah...nak dijadikan cerite ade ar satu couple satu chinese couple nih --> awek die ckp, i just cut my hair by half an inch..then balak die ckp ,reallllly i didnt notice it,,then teka ar apa jadi kan..as any awek will be react --> start la drama " how come u didnt notice it??? thingy and " u didnt love me anymore thingy"...hahahhaa..sorry but to me awek, dont u think u overreact?? i mean like come on la,,it is just half an inch..sape pun x kan prasan darl..=).. but the main point is i dont mean to be telinga gajah, listening to other's conversation...it is just it is early in the morning,i`m tired...and in need of some humour..ahaksssss....dasar kaki bz body sebenarnyeeeeee....=P..weeeeeee...
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
::Missing kamu::
Super bz.I miss u so much syg.Cepat la weekend,tarak sabar mau jumpe kamu.Kan best yang kalo kite leh jumpe ari2...huuuuuuuuuuu.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Jenis Awek Era Komputerilisasi
Mungkin berguna bagi kita di era komputerisasi dan Informasi ini.
HARD-DISK GIRLS
Awek jenis ini akan mengingat semua hal, SELAMANYA
RAM GIRLS
Awek jenis akan terus melupakan mu, pada saat kamu melepaskannya.
WINDOWS Girls
Semua tahu Awek jenis ini tidak dapat melakukan semua dengan betul,
tapi kita tidak dapat hidup tanpanya.
SCREEN SAVER Girls
Awek jenis ini bagus hanya untuk bersenang-lenang saja
INTERNET Girls
Biasanya susah di akses, dan mudah putus hubungan (Disconnected)
SERVER Girls
Selalu sibuk bila kita memerlukannya
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
Awek jenis ini mampu membuat hal buruk menjadi indah
CD-ROM Girls
Selalu lebih cepat dan cepat
E-MAIL Girls
Setiap sepuluh kalimat yang diucapkannya, lapan kalimat adalah
bohong
VIRUS Girls
Awek jenis ini bila kita tidak memerlukannya dia datang, dia meng-
Install dirinya dan menggunakan semua sumber-sumber yang ada. Jika
kita berusaha meng- Un-install, kita akan kehilangan semuanya, Jika
kita tidak berusaha untuk meng Un-Installnya maka kita pun akan
kehilangan juga…Awek jenis ini biasa juga dikenali dengan
istilah… ISTeRI
--kredit to lawak-jenaka--
Mungkin berguna bagi kita di era komputerisasi dan Informasi ini.
HARD-DISK GIRLS
Awek jenis ini akan mengingat semua hal, SELAMANYA
RAM GIRLS
Awek jenis akan terus melupakan mu, pada saat kamu melepaskannya.
WINDOWS Girls
Semua tahu Awek jenis ini tidak dapat melakukan semua dengan betul,
tapi kita tidak dapat hidup tanpanya.
SCREEN SAVER Girls
Awek jenis ini bagus hanya untuk bersenang-lenang saja
INTERNET Girls
Biasanya susah di akses, dan mudah putus hubungan (Disconnected)
SERVER Girls
Selalu sibuk bila kita memerlukannya
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
Awek jenis ini mampu membuat hal buruk menjadi indah
CD-ROM Girls
Selalu lebih cepat dan cepat
E-MAIL Girls
Setiap sepuluh kalimat yang diucapkannya, lapan kalimat adalah
bohong
VIRUS Girls
Awek jenis ini bila kita tidak memerlukannya dia datang, dia meng-
Install dirinya dan menggunakan semua sumber-sumber yang ada. Jika
kita berusaha meng- Un-install, kita akan kehilangan semuanya, Jika
kita tidak berusaha untuk meng Un-Installnya maka kita pun akan
kehilangan juga…Awek jenis ini biasa juga dikenali dengan
istilah… ISTeRI
--kredit to lawak-jenaka--
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
::Sumthing to think about..............::
Things girls don't realize....
1. Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer than you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile
4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch Goodbye.
9. Giving a guy a hanging message like 'You know what?!..uh...nevermind..' would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
11. Guys are very open about themselves.
12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
14. Guys love you more than you love them.
15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot.
16. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.
17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
22. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, 'Please come and listen to me.'
23. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.
25. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
26. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
28. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
30. A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
32. Not all guys are jerks. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn't mean he represents ALL of them.
33. They love it when girls talk about their boobs. haha it's true..
34. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually
35. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.
36. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.
37. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
38. Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.
1. Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer than you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile
4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch Goodbye.
9. Giving a guy a hanging message like 'You know what?!..uh...nevermind..' would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
11. Guys are very open about themselves.
12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
14. Guys love you more than you love them.
15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot.
16. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.
17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
22. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, 'Please come and listen to me.'
23. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.
25. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
26. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
28. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
30. A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
32. Not all guys are jerks. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn't mean he represents ALL of them.
33. They love it when girls talk about their boobs. haha it's true..
34. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually
35. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.
36. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.
37. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
38. Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.
Monday, August 24, 2009
::Sumthing Funny...=P::
Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Housewife
Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 ..
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Sexy Dress 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
Good Luck,
IT Support
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Housewife
Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 ..
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Sexy Dress 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
Good Luck,
IT Support
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